Zero size models and their gradual demise

Some of them are naturally skinny but most of them are GM people, gradually disappearing into nothingness.

But what can we do to save the unnatural ones?

We can't keep a constant check on them, all day every day… or can we…? I do have a few suggestions about the way we can help the every day life of a model:

1st
Before they rush to the toilet after a meal to play with their uvula (that's the dangly bit at the back of your throat by the way…yes, I've been doing my research - just chatting to my local throat specialist, or "otolaryngologists" as they like to be called) and produce the entire contents of their previous meal, plus the bone dissolving stomach acid that makes their breath reek and their teeth rot, a ball gag will be provided. This will not only thwart any attempts they make to reach into the depths of their stinky gob, but will also prevent any sick from leaving, thus forcing them to swallow the entire contents, teaching them a lesson in the process. Unfortunately, many of these models innocently go to the toilets to snort their infamous cocaine, with a ball gag they would barely be able to breathe with a £5 note stuffed up their nostril. This would lead to many deaths and a lot of messiness.

2nd
Fine art specialists could be employed to produce "mirrors" to go in the homes and dressing rooms of all the 0 sized models. They would skilfully and perfectly recreate the reflected image you would see from the mirror, whilst adding one tiny detail. This would be a stick person, standing there facing out from the mirror. Whenever the model looked into the "mirror" all they would see would be a minute, barely nothing reflection - reducing their desire to loose weight. This seems like a perfect plan however, I am concerned about the artists. I have met a few over the years and I know they would not be happy to just repeat a reflection of a room; they would start introducing impressionist brush strokes, abstract concepts of the room which look totally false or even draw something completely off brief - maybe for those Jonathon Ross-alikes they would do a reflection of a "womb" instead of a "room" and just scare the models instead of cure them.

3rd
Food could be designed like space food, such as a whole steak and chips meal fitting into pill form, allowing models the chance to eat and get full without realising it. They would notice this sensation and automatically link it with whatever drug they think they have taken. This will get them full and addicted to that feeling before we remove the space food from their skeletal clutches. That is when we start to introduce small amounts of real food to their diet, gradually more and more as they realise their old fix can only be matched by actually eating.

As it has been harder to come up with ideas than I had originally thought, I have come to the conclusion that these models should be left to fend for themselves, those who make it will receive praise and wealth, and those who don't will receive taunts and jeers of "I told you so".

If you can think of any other way we can save these impressionable people, please add your own comments.