Jesus

Jesus has given a pretty poor show up till now, agreed he did some decent stuff back in the day, but times they are achanging and he needs to start making an appearance. I think he's looking down on us all, crapping himself, wondering how he will be able to control his nerves going on chat shows....making guest appearences in Will and Grace without coming across camp, his private life splashed over the tabloids...and (biggest of all for the UK) having to cope with sharing column inches with the Beckhams....and, lets face it, the second David gets a new hairstyle, or Posh wears some outlandish outfit, he would be discarded to the middle pages along side the other pointless news stories like North Korea and starving children in Africa.

.....and don't get me started on god....